Hi.

Hi. My name is Randy Hammons. And thats all you need to know.

Wut?

.. Sometimes #truth #lol

He likes to sleep on my face ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ˜ #cute #butsrslygetoffmyfacesoicansleep #sinceyoureonmeicanhearyourinnardssquish

Me niece drinks half gallons of chocolate milk to herself. #damn

Tell us about it, Janet!

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methpool:

choosing your phone background is an art

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ohmygarlands:

Legendary

ohmygarlands:

Legendary

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hazel-grace-lancaster:

so my history teacher is a really cool guy but heโ€™s also one of those teachers who, upon being asked โ€œcan i go to the bathroom?โ€ goes โ€œi donโ€™t know, *can* you?โ€ and he did it to a girl and she goes โ€œWHAT ARE YOU PREPARING FOR? YOU REALIZE THAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL I WILL NEVER NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO USE THE BATHROOM AGAIN, AND THE DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF CAN SAYS โ€˜BE PERMITTED TOโ€™โ€ย 

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