Hi.

Hi. My name is Randy Hammons. And thats all you need to know.

It’s been WAAAY too long since I’ve played this πŸ’• #LegendOfZelda #LoZ #SkywardSword

SO SERIOUS πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ’•

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undeadcosmicunicorn:

"Your makeup looksΒ really natural today"

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  • When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
  • When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!
  • McGonagall: You're just going to leave Harry on the doorstep?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: A baby? You're going to leave a baby on the doorstep?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: You do realize that it's November! He might freeze!
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: And not to mention the fact that everyone in the bloody world now knows that he's the one who killed Voldemort. So a bunch of Death Eaters will probably want revenge.
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: Or what if it rains?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: What if it snows?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: Can't you take him inside?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • McGonagall: AT LEAST RING THE BELL!?
  • Dumbledore: . . .
  • Dumbledore: Lemon drop?
  • McGonagall: NO I DON'T WANT A LEMON DROP!

faggity-ang:

meowvgonspengler:

do you ever shift in bed slightly and suddenly youre in the most perfect sleeping position ever and you feel like the fucking planets are aligned

and then you realize you forgot to turn the light off.

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thatfunnyblog:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

thatfunnyblog:

This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

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